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Steal Demotivational Poster


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!




STEALING - Don't do it... The Government hates competition


TAGS: stealing is bad
Rating: 4.24/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
Old poster, very much forgotten, no matter how bad...
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:41 pm
Old joke, very much overdone... no matter how true.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2012, 7:24 am

i'm a ron paul fan as well.


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




30K CAFE -




STUCK IN THE MIDDLE -


TAGS: stealers wheel
Rating: 3.33/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 5:54 am
That's the same thing I thought!! lol
Tuga - November 4, 2009, 2:07 am
Looks like someone was tryin' to create the portuguese flag with gummy bears. lol


STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

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the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.


NO ONE - Can stop Stealth Bunny!




GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE. - Everything must go.


TAGS: fire run steal
Rating: 3.33/5

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Pay Back's A Bitch -




STEALTH - Your doing it right...


TAGS: stealth
Rating: 4.78/5

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MPsniper - December 5, 2012, 7:41 pm
grammar.....its the law. off with you're head
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 11:10 am
*sigh* "you're" = You are. When "your" is used, it is possessive. Since I do not own a "doing", this makes zero sense. Anyway, great idea!


CUTTING EDGE -


TAGS: airforce air bomber stealth poland
Rating: 4.33/5

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440wakeup - May 21, 2011, 9:58 pm
flares to get rid of heat seekers...don't matter suprise b******, sammich, when you see it you'll shat bricks, this ph**o never gets old, its so arousing it should be on NSFW
Zook - February 23, 2011, 10:37 am
LOL 5L


TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


ALTRUISM - The best thing you can do for poor people is not be one of them - Steve Harvey


TAGS: share give poor rich steal
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
True enough. Hand a bum a 20, or run a company that can employ 2000 of them?


CAT BUGLARS - Get me the extra-extra-extra small zip-tie cuffs, quick!


TAGS: cats buglars guns stealing funny
Rating: 3.25/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2012, 12:08 pm
The first time I saw that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur and it's still funny! 5L!


HI THERE - Im ruining your day from 8 miles above


TAGS: stealth bomber
Rating: 3.77/5

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kotazo - February 27, 2011, 7:34 pm
that plane is f*cking cool...Unles intercepted by Berkuts.


ACTUALLY - Yes I would


TAGS: you wouldn t steal a television actually yes i would
Rating: 3.26/5

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Atomic_Flame - December 24, 2008, 4:47 am
Ironically, if I do steal it, I don't see that message.


1L BOMBERS -


TAGS: b2 stealth bomber droping bombs
Rating: 4.3/5

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Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:09 am
I like it! 1L from me. No wait! Ah d***. I'm so suggestible. Hey look! A squirrel.
crankyhead - August 24, 2011, 9:40 pm
5tealthy


STEALTH BOMBERS - Like a thundergun pack-a-punched 100 times, only suppresed.


TAGS: stealth
Rating: 3.45/5

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AgentNoir - May 5, 2011, 2:44 pm
Actually, this is the F-117 Nighthawk. "F" should mean fighter, but this is a ground attack plane - a sort of small bomber - but the real stealth bomber is the much larger B2 Spirit. USAF should've called it the A-117, to be consistent.
frankie35 - May 4, 2011, 9:06 pm
stealth bombers a one hit blunder
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 8:43 pm
Flew in under the radar
Derek - May 4, 2011, 8:37 pm
d***ed text is too stealthy. Air traffic control for these things must be difficult.


SIR... - I finally found that Stealth Cycle!




THE COOKIE MONSTER -


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.


LIFE OF A MOD - Well you know what they say Imitation is the greatest form of flattery


TAGS: motifake mod fake steal funny
Rating: 4.27/5

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Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:13 pm

lolz...i was ther mod. he submitted four exactly the same with no watermark on any of them. i accepted the first and...well...


PERSPECTIVE -




STEALTH ROLLS - Sometimes, a natural 20 is all you need! BRING ON THE PAIN!


TAGS: 40k stealth
Rating: 3/5

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Silcas - September 4, 2009, 7:17 pm
Except for the fact that 40K only uses d6 not bad...


LED ZEP... UH WOLFMOTHER - Because coming up with your own unique sound can hard




SHADOWSUNN - Stealing other peoples motifakes can sometimes make you look witty and cool or just a jackoff


TAGS: shadowsunn faggot stealer unoriginal emo
Rating: 2.85/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 1:17 pm
D'Oh!! Only if Ed grew up to be as h** as Faye. Hmmm, surely her hacking skills would aid me in my quest for world domination.
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 1:30 am
You'd have to settle for Ed. Faye stays in her little universe.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:24 am
-- my presence or in front of my two wives, one of whom will be Faye Valentine, making me a grilled cheese sandwich.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:23 am
Then so long as Faye and my wife hold me tight and whisper "It's not really happening!" into each of my ears, then Cubbybear can do to me whatever he wants. Then its a quick trip to the emergency room, lots of drugs, and no one ever mentions it again in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:21 am
I have the entire series on dvd, thanks. If you can pluck Faye Valentine from the parallel universe or future she lives in, then I'll carve a v***** in my gut with a pen knife, two ziploc bags, an old Apple Newton, and some apple sauce!
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 12:28 am
It'll probably take the original Cowboy Bebop series to sway MWLF.
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 10:45 pm
What if two h***ers and an 8 ball were thrown into the package
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 9:23 pm
Ewwww. That is so not gonna happen. Ever. Even if ancient curses and witches get involved. Ewww.
Charles - September 26, 2008, 7:13 pm
Cunnybear is shorely the love child of Cubbybear and MWLF. :-D
Cubbybear - September 26, 2008, 2:05 pm
What's a Cunnybear? Welcome any ways
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:25 am
Don't post a demotivational poster that you've seen before. Stealing the image and putting in new text is fine, but make sure it's *you* creation.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:41 am
You have all 20,000? What did you do, copy them all to your hard drive? Wait a minute, CuNNybear? Is that like Cubby's female counterpart? I'm all dizzy now.
Cunnybear - September 25, 2008, 8:19 pm
I'll just jackoff
... - September 25, 2008, 7:47 pm
hope shadowsunn a man of his word and stops...thx if u do.
shadowsunn - September 25, 2008, 7:33 pm
i apologize, i was just sharing. i have all 20,000+ from here and don't remember seeing them. if i had known. did not mean to step on any toes. i'm sorry and i'll stop.
Porcelina - September 25, 2008, 7:29 pm
It wasn't a choice.
Katie - September 25, 2008, 6:45 pm
I pick option B.


Exploitation -




OTHERS... - ...are my main concern. When I notice something of mine, I steal it and give it to others.


TAGS: steal give
Rating: 2.63/5

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rerun - November 20, 2010, 11:48 am

thnaks swamp...I will take the text here to heart, for I have borrowed this image for a motitwist poster.


SUPPLIER KICK BACKS - Do you think someone will notice?


TAGS: kickbacks money stealing fraud
Rating: 2.56/5


ASKING - It's for wussies. Taking is for the Awesome.




BECAUSE - it tasted like crap.




STEALING YOUR WIFE -




Looting -


TAGS: riots looting stealing theft crime
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - September 28, 2016, 11:38 pm
Very funny, MissPriss.
MissPriss - September 28, 2016, 12:16 pm
I need a new truck...c'mon God a little help here cuz this thing is too heavy for 1 person to push teehee.


Ever been so drunk -


TAGS: drunk steal tank
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 pm
LOL! Close enough!
GaryO - November 22, 2015, 9:24 am
Does a half track count?


Curiosity. . . -




Firefox Stealth -


TAGS: firefox stealth browsers animals
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 3:00 am
.....and THAT would make it a home run! Haven't stopped laughing yet! 5L!


Dreck TV -




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